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Ex-Wife
The useless bitch you finally divorced after years of her excessive spending, nagging and constant excuses for not finding a job or cleaning the house. Leaving you with almost nothing and yet somehow thinks you should still give her money for all she has done for you.
Ex-Wife by Shortbus28 July 25, 2009
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The terminally deluded woman to whom you were once married that blames your "issues" for all of the woes of her life (even from before the time that you met her) while denying the existance of any issues of her own and while thinking that you might remotely care how lonely she is because she has no friends (because they all got tired of listening to her "non-existant" issues and abandoned her).
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ex-wife by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
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The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.