ex-wife 

The bitch who took away half of your property.

My ex-wife is an asshole.

ex-wife by Mokonamon May 8, 2005

Ex-Wife 

The useless bitch you finally divorced after years of her excessive spending, nagging and constant excuses for not finding a job or cleaning the house. Leaving you with almost nothing and yet somehow thinks you should still give her money for all she has done for you.

bitch useless lazy leach cunt passive agressive Ex-Wife

Ex-Wife by Shortbus28 July 25, 2009

ex-wife 

The terminally deluded woman to whom you were once married that blames your "issues" for all of the woes of her life (even from before the time that you met her) while denying the existance of any issues of her own and while thinking that you might remotely care how lonely she is because she has no friends (because they all got tired of listening to her "non-existant" issues and abandoned her).

I often wonder what my ex-wife was thinking about when the court magistrate legally declared our relationship "irreconsilible" and our marriage "dissolute" because whe certainly wasn't listening to the judgement.

ex-wife by Aghast January 12, 2009

ex-wife 

Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.

Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.

ex-wife by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

ex-wife 

see {cunt}, also really like the target idea.

I hope to one day see my ex-wife's face on a milk carton.

ex-wife by PISSED October 22, 2003

ex-wife 

The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.

What a cunt. No thats my ex-wife.

ex-wife by T-Boner22 May 13, 2006

ex-wife 

A woman who still cannot think for herself, nor do anything for herself, and is always looking for the next man while still trying to hold on to the first, second, or thid husband already lost.

Also like the archery target idea.

My ex wife.

ex-wife by m October 30, 2003