evacuumate

Instead of something going out like evacuate it going inside signifying the vacuum in evacuumate.

Becky go evacuumate yourself right now before I make you.

evacuumate by DolphinLube July 28, 2021

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

Ejaculate and Evacuate by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018

ejaculate and evacuate 

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.

Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

ejaculate and evacuate by spigetfinners November 20, 2017

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

Ejaculate and Evacuate by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006

Evacuate 

To move people out of a danger area.

They'll have to evacuate before the volcanoe erupts.

Evacuate by Jafje May 25, 2007

evaculate 

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.

After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.

evaculate by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

evacuate your fudge barrel 

a synonym for taking a shit, etc. Originates from the process in which fudge is added during ice cream production.

"This is where we use powerful pneumatic pistons to evacuate our fudge barrels"
"hey JJ, you just ate 3 pounds of burrito, you should go evacuate your fudge barrel before we get in the car"

evacuate your fudge barrel by Mr. U January 19, 2007