1. A school situated on the continent of Europe. Often paid for by the
government and offering more often than not a decent education.
2. European schools are a specific type of international school. They are created and paid for by the European Union, for the
children of its employees, who attend for free. They get an extraordinary education, while the
poor peasants outside of the EU-employee-bubble are forced to attend public schools. There are thirteen of them across five european countries, four of them being in Brussels. The worst one of course, is situated in what
Trump was talking about when calling Brussels a shithole - the "suburb" of Ixelles. The schools offer a 'european baccalaureate', a high school degree valid in all EU member states. Accredited schools also exist, they offer the same diploma but are in every other way inferior.
The
children going to these schools are invariably self important snotty brats.
1.
Someone: Oh look this
school offers a
fine education in Europe, what a classic european
school.
2.
Friend: "Oh look it's a schoolbus even though we're in Europe."
Me: "Goddamn it, these european schools are jamming up traffic again!"
