eslim

It is an endemic type of girl, also known as "nebula", observed in Bursa region of Turkey. It is believed that a fuchsia flower grows within 5 to 10 seconds of the touch of this endemic species of girl. Her passion for theology is enough to make her the most beautiful-faced theologian in the world. The effect of her beautiful eyes on taking the best pictures in the world is still a matter of debate. It is also known that She has not yet met the person she will marry in the future.

Even if Eslim takes the most beautiful pictures in the world; The photographs she takes should envy the eyes of the photographer.

eslim by asdfgh75284621 February 1, 2022

estimated prophet 

This describes someone who is a phony prophet for money, a prophet for profit.

Reverend Salvation made millions as an estimated prophet in the pray for pay business!

estimated prophet by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

eskimo explosion 

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.

GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"

eskimo explosion by DerpSauron June 18, 2014

Eslem 

Eslem is really nice and cares about others a lot, she is sensitive and easy to hurt so you have to be careful. Others see her as really cute, lovely, caring and innocent. There is something about her which everyone loves and no one wants to be the one to hurt her or to see her getting hurt. She likes music or just every creative thing, her character makes people wonder where she has been their whole life. If you ever meet an Eslem be happy because she is the "once in a lifetime kind of person", really rare and probably your greatest friend, fan or listener.

,,Did you see Eslem giving the homeless something to eat?"
,,Yes, she is so nice!"
Such a lovely person!

Eslem by SparklingMoonshine February 1, 2017

I will eliminate the middle class

A quote from CallMeCarsonLive's SMP Live Minecraft Video "The Strangest Crossover In Minecraft History." In which Junky Janker, the voice actor of the cartoon network character Gumball, from The Amazing World Of Gumball, says "I will eliminate the middle class", in the church of Ethos.

"Hello, welcome for... welcome to church! Thankyou for attending!

Uhhmm... Very cool! Ah.. I will eliminate the middle class!!...
Thank you for attending, thank you, praise The Lord!" - Junky Janker

I will eliminate the middle class by fishtela loidl June 10, 2019

Eskimo Wank 

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..

Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|

Eskimo Wank by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015

Eskimo wish 

When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.

The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.

John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes

John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"

The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.

Eskimo wish by GreekWaiter May 9, 2010