Usually white skinny males who like to think they are " Roadmen" or "Gangsters".
Usually walk around in polo shirts or puffer jackets, baggy shorts or tracksuit pants, Nike TNs or ankther type of air force shoe and usually wear brands such as Nautica, Ralph Lauren, Nike, Tommy Hilfiger, Adidas etc. Usually poor as fuck and waste there center link payment on weed or pingas.
Eshay 1 - Oi lad i stopped some cunt out down the train station yesterday
Eshay 2 - oh nooo shit braa! Ya roll him
Eshay 1 - oh yea braa of course, i swear i was like 1 second away from shanking him
Eshay 2 - Fuck lad! If u was there i would of done it braa then went and ripped a few cones out me Gatorade bottle
'Islander walks around corner'
Eshay 1 - .....
Eshay 2 - .....
Islander walks away
Eshay 1 - Fuck cunt i was legit about to shank that dogbra
The perfect girl you'll see. She'll make things look easy for you. Won't judge you at all unless you do over cute stuff. She's one of a kind. Ain't nobody got that humour like she does. She'll make you run for your senses. If you have Esha in your life. Then never choose sheesha over her.
Australian adolescents/young adults who think that they are top shit, always buying expensive shoes and clothes with their centrelink payouts. They are always buying drugs and stealing from people to support buying drugs when their pay runs out. The last few days of the week before check day are hard for an eshay because they have already spent all their centrelink on shoes and drugs.
never engages with normal society and always hang out in groups with other eshays.
9/10 eshays smoke durries (cigarettes)
10/10 eshay smokers will smoke bumpers (discarded cigarettes on the ground in public places) if they run out of durries or weed.
An amazing, sweet and lovely girl! She is generous and cares about everyone else, and has an amazing smile! She is super talented in singing and if you become friends with her you wonβt regret it. She is extremely gorgeous and also adores animals! Iβll tell you one last time, she is a keeper!
1) Ibo Eshak is the name of a Turkish conqueror during the times of world war one who invaded the kingdom of King Empierre Sozar Edison IV, ruler of a Muslim sect of the Ottoman Empire during the war. He singlehandedly butchered 76 percent of the Ottoman soldiers with a rusty sword until he got shot in thy heart by his older brother, Bavarius Nigobobo.
2) Drake's real name created by his Muslim ancestors; "Ibonarious Eshakuhammud"
"Hey, have you heard of Ibo Eshak? "
"Yeah, he's the chadTurk who cucked the Ottoman Empire."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!