equitment 

Generally refering to computers,monitors,fax machines and other office items that are always breaking down and are unreliable.

That fax-machine is a piece of equitment,it stopped working at least 5 times this week!

equitment by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

emitment 

An emitment is an agreement between two females that it is okay to use a specific guy for sexual pleasure, that the other has previously dated/had sex with. An emitment is made to avoid frustrations and unnecessary jealousy/possesiveness and keep the friendship civil. The best emitments are greeted with a high five and a "DICK SISSES!" shout to celebrate the mutual conquest of that one hot piece of ass.

Girl 1: How do you feel about Brad???
Girl 2: OMG he's so hot!!! I already tapped his dick juice
Girl 1: Really??? Is it good?? Can I have some too???
Girl 2: Sure bbycakez go ahead! His clitlicking game is out of this world!!!
Girl 1: Damn girrrrrl, can't wait to share my experience with you! So we have an emitment now!

Both girls: DICK SISSES!

emitment by Maoraw October 14, 2019

Equipment 

It is the entire male package. We're talking the nuts and bolt, the twig and berries, the cock and balls.

Brandon: "Hey have you heard all the talk about Dan's incredible member?"

Lee: "Yeah, why is such good equipment wasted on a fucking mormon?"

Equipment by Lee T September 26, 2005

Flight Equipment 

The only shop in a squadron that is continuously pestered and bothered by other shops, for the lack of contribution to aircraft maintenance by bitch ass whiners who are mad and over worked due to their superiors having poor leadership qualities.

You want me to go to which aircraft and fix what? I'm sorry you must be new, we're flight equipment we don't do that shit, maybe you'll think about lat moving when you re-enlist.

Flight Equipment by Cpl Tony January 27, 2010

antique farm equipment 

a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".

Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."

antique farm equipment by maks May 20, 2004

outdated farm equipment 

Slang term for black people.

Markett: Dayyyum (damn) this rap music be hardcore.

John: Quiet, you piece of outdated farm equipment.

Markett: What the @#!~ you just say?

outdated farm equipment by FuzZo July 17, 2006

obsolete farm equipment 

A black person, or, multiple black people.

- " Is Jimmy in the bar? If he's there, his motorcycle will be parked out front."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."

obsolete farm equipment by kartie606 March 8, 2008