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emitment
An emitment is an agreement between two females that it is okay to use a specific guy for sexual pleasure, that the other has previously dated/had sex with. An emitment is made to avoid frustrations and unnecessary jealousy/possesiveness and keep the friendship civil. The best emitments are greeted with a high five and a "DICK SISSES!" shout to celebrate the mutual conquest of that one hot piece of ass.
Girl 1: How do you feel about Brad???
Girl 2: OMG he's so hot!!! I already tapped his dick juice
Girl 1: Really??? Is it good?? Can I have some too???
Girl 2: Sure bbycakez go ahead! His clitlicking game is out of this world!!!
Girl 1: Damn girrrrrl, can't wait to share my experience with you! So we have an emitment now!
Both girls: DICK SISSES!
Girl 2: OMG he's so hot!!! I already tapped his dick juice
Girl 1: Really??? Is it good?? Can I have some too???
Girl 2: Sure bbycakez go ahead! His clitlicking game is out of this world!!!
Girl 1: Damn girrrrrl, can't wait to share my experience with you! So we have an emitment now!
Both girls: DICK SISSES!
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Flight Equipment
The only shop in a squadron that is continuously pestered and bothered by other shops, for the lack of contribution to aircraft maintenance by bitch ass whiners who are mad and over worked due to their superiors having poor leadership qualities.
You want me to go to which aircraft and fix what? I'm sorry you must be new, we're flight equipment we don't do that shit, maybe you'll think about lat moving when you re-enlist.
Flight Equipment by Cpl Tony January 27, 2010
antique farm equipment
a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".
Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."
antique farm equipment by maks May 20, 2004
outdated farm equipment
Markett: Dayyyum (damn) this rap music be hardcore.
John: Quiet, you piece of outdated farm equipment.
Markett: What the @#!~ you just say?
John: Quiet, you piece of outdated farm equipment.
Markett: What the @#!~ you just say?
outdated farm equipment by FuzZo July 17, 2006
obsolete farm equipment
- " Is Jimmy in the bar? If he's there, his motorcycle will be parked out front."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."
obsolete farm equipment by kartie606 March 8, 2008
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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