emitment

An emitment is an agreement between two females that it is okay to use a specific guy for sexual pleasure, that the other has previously dated/had sex with. An emitment is made to avoid frustrations and unnecessary jealousy/possesiveness and keep the friendship civil. The best emitments are greeted with a high five and a "DICK SISSES!" shout to celebrate the mutual conquest of that one hot piece of ass.

Girl 1: How do you feel about Brad???
Girl 2: OMG he's so hot!!! I already tapped his dick juice
Girl 1: Really??? Is it good?? Can I have some too???
Girl 2: Sure bbycakez go ahead! His clitlicking game is out of this world!!!
Girl 1: Damn girrrrrl, can't wait to share my experience with you! So we have an emitment now!

Both girls: DICK SISSES!

emitment by Maoraw October 14, 2019

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exitment

The act of getting only chuzz

Bro I can’t stop my exitment

exitment by fuckthesteelers July 8, 2025

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emitment • exitment • Ageinduced empitment

Ageinduced empitment

Age induced empiment is the financial exploitation of vulnerable members of an age group. The result is an emptying of finances and possible emotional damage for the vulnerable individual.

Chris: Laura, you cannot keep up that ageinduced empitment on your grandfather.
Laura: Why, if he is willing to give me money then it is his problem.

Ageinduced empitment by Underwader November 7, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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