Andreas
Andreas simply means "Man". It is a name given to children of which the parents lack creativity, and thus must refer to the gender of their crotch goblins.
Andreases are always fun to be around! Most of the time, they are somewhat dangerous as well. You might think of Andreas as a crazy psychopath, but in fact he is just crazy. Andreas are inventors and likes to make weird stuff that goes beep boop and blinks in weird colors. They are SUUUPER creative and can do almost anything with the right tools! Andreases are sexist and has a tendency to call their female friends for BITCH. They have lowkey (secretly high key) gay tendencies, and would hump a body pillow if they could.
In a friend group, Andreas always starts the party. He's a total joker, and is kind of like a dog at times. His toots are very very potent and dangerous and sometimes so wet, you can't be sure if it was just a poot poot or a nasty shard.
Andreas simply means "Man". It is a name given to children of which the parents lack creativity, and thus must refer to the gender of their crotch goblins.
Andreases are always fun to be around! Most of the time, they are somewhat dangerous as well. You might think of Andreas as a crazy psychopath, but in fact he is just crazy. Andreas are inventors and likes to make weird stuff that goes beep boop and blinks in weird colors. They are SUUUPER creative and can do almost anything with the right tools! Andreases are sexist and has a tendency to call their female friends for BITCH. They have lowkey (secretly high key) gay tendencies, and would hump a body pillow if they could.
In a friend group, Andreas always starts the party. He's a total joker, and is kind of like a dog at times. His toots are very very potent and dangerous and sometimes so wet, you can't be sure if it was just a poot poot or a nasty shard.
Guy 1: Heyyy look at that guy over there, he just made a blinking beer bomb out of eggshells!
Guy 2: Did he just fill it up with booze and rubber ducks?
Guy 1: Wow, he must be an Andreas!
Guy 2: Did he just fill it up with booze and rubber ducks?
Guy 1: Wow, he must be an Andreas!
by Maoraw March 12, 2021
Get the Andreas mug."Morten" is a name that is surprisingly given to male humans, although the personality of Mortens usually represents that of a puppy. Although the name has its root from "Master of War", most Mortens are usually rather a master of cuddles.
Morten likes to follow you around and spread happiness and joy with jokes and smiles. Overall a Morten will seem like a great guy, although very emotionally immature. He will try his best to make anyone happy, but his selfish needs will always be first priority. Mortens are great to hang out with and befriend, but due to their kiss-ass nature, they will make toxic relations and sometimes become toxic.
Morten's behavior is highly dependant on the people they hang around. Morten does not have much willpower and will let others take the lead in most situations. It is also for the best to never ever indulge in dating a Morten. Even though Morten will be kind, loving and appreciative of you, he will be jealous, lying and cheating as well. Accountability is not something Morten will take, but he will at certain times try to mimic it, if it serves a purpose for him.
Morten likes to follow you around and spread happiness and joy with jokes and smiles. Overall a Morten will seem like a great guy, although very emotionally immature. He will try his best to make anyone happy, but his selfish needs will always be first priority. Mortens are great to hang out with and befriend, but due to their kiss-ass nature, they will make toxic relations and sometimes become toxic.
Morten's behavior is highly dependant on the people they hang around. Morten does not have much willpower and will let others take the lead in most situations. It is also for the best to never ever indulge in dating a Morten. Even though Morten will be kind, loving and appreciative of you, he will be jealous, lying and cheating as well. Accountability is not something Morten will take, but he will at certain times try to mimic it, if it serves a purpose for him.
Girl 1: Omg that guy is so cute!
Girl 2: IKR? Such a Morten! Don't date him though!
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: He has a gf and cheated on her yesterday, he would prolly do it again and not tell her...
Girl 1: Yeah okay that's a very Morten thing to do
Girl 2: IKR? Such a Morten! Don't date him though!
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: He has a gf and cheated on her yesterday, he would prolly do it again and not tell her...
Girl 1: Yeah okay that's a very Morten thing to do
by Maoraw July 26, 2020
Get the Morten mug.1: It's like lemonade, but with added sexual agenda
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"Boy this juice is so good, dare I call it sexorade?!"
"Nah boii, that's more like a gatorade right there.... mmm still ok"
"Would you ever sleep with my wife, Rebecca?"
"Ugh, yeah well... Maybe after 3 sexorades or something!"
"Bro I think my lemonade is coming unto me!"
"Omg bro, it's totally flirting! What a sexorade!!"
"Nah boii, that's more like a gatorade right there.... mmm still ok"
"Would you ever sleep with my wife, Rebecca?"
"Ugh, yeah well... Maybe after 3 sexorades or something!"
"Bro I think my lemonade is coming unto me!"
"Omg bro, it's totally flirting! What a sexorade!!"
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"OMG! He's such a pig!"
"I know!"
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Get the impignorate mug.Bue is Danish for "Bow" and not as in the little ribbon kind of thingy, no as in the ARROWSHOOTER. Bue is a male's name in Denmark, and it's super manly because he can shoot arrows into your soul. A Bue is however a creative thinker, prefers to sit by himself and draw stuff and maybe watch cartoons. He is sometimes, but not always the deepest thinker, but he is very intelligent and will always do his best to protect those he care about.
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Billy: "What?! No! I just haven't found the right pig I guess..."
Girl: "I'll tell you what Billy, tonight we're gonna go out with the boys and find you a plump little piggy to impignorate. How's that sound?!"
Billy: "Okay cool! I can't wait!"
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