epoxy 

Something like a glue, meaning it can connect something/someone to another

"An epoxy to the world and the vision we've lost"
From the song "whatever it takes" from Imagine Dragons

epoxy by T0UF33Q July 16, 2018

Epoxy Family 

A his, hers and ours family that is strongest when all parts are mixed together.
A his, hers and ours family that when combined is a stronger family unit.

(his/hers/ours - HIS: divorced dad w/ child(ren); PLUS HERS:divorced mom w/ child(ren) marry and have their own child(ren){OURS}) which would be called an "Epoxy Family"

Epoxy Family by push74 February 9, 2010

Epoxy puthy 

When your beautiful puthy gets hard.

Cassie: Hey Sammie, I have an Epoxy Puthy.

Sammie: Did you simp too hard on your anime crush again?

Cassie: It’s hard to not simp for him! He’s literally a hottie and could rail me anytime. 😻
Sammie: You and your nasty simping Epoxy puthy 🧍 ♀️

Epoxy puthy by justagirlwhosimps January 31, 2021

Epoxy Resin 

a glue used to make Carbon fiber parts for automobiles, can also be used as penis lube.

guy 1: LUBE YOUR PENIS WITH EPOXY RESIN

Epoxy Resin by PseudoActiveRemLyx August 12, 2021

Roxy Epoxy 

The hottest women alive and lead singer for the band The Epoxies

I love Roxy Epoxy

Roxy Epoxy by Idiot Paranoia May 30, 2004

alcoholics eponymous 

A group for people who have the same name as an alcoholic beverage.

Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.

All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.

alcoholics eponymous by Lepus July 2, 2008

eponysterical 

posts and comments which are funny in light of the poster's user name

the following comments are eponysterical:

"What is the best place to aim in a standard wall-based men's urinal to minimize spray (on yourself)?"
posted by pissfactory

"turkey tryptophan wont make you sleepy"
posted by Tryptophan-5ht

eponysterical by zyzzyx January 4, 2007