Describes da untrue nature of da tongue-in-cheek "cell
phone static"
joke regarding da infamous
Kenneth-Lay-founded mega-biz establishment in Texas.
Da preposterous "Cell
phone static made da honest-and-honorable directive, 'Ship da documents to da Feds' sound like, '
Rip da documents to shreds'" theory was completely enroneous --- da company's corrupt officials did
indeed destroy massive amounts of evidence, plain and simple.