earroneous

Auditory bee-ess.

In da classic "old fella wif da secretly-fitted hearing-aid" joke, said ancient codger's greedy nephews had thought dat da derogatory remarks which they were quietly making about him would literally "fall on deaf EARS", whereas da device's excellent amplification -'n'-clarification circuitry meant dat said verbal jabs weren't so "EARroneous" after all. :P

earroneous by QuacksO June 25, 2025

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erroneous

Uncalled for, Mistaken, Wrong.

John Beckwith: He lived with his mother till he
was forty! She tried to poison his oatmeal!

Jeremy Grey: Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts

erroneous by claypittman October 15, 2006

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erroneousapostrophe

Excessive punctuation by illiterate fools.

The sign in the café said, 'Chips and Pea's'.
The plural 'peas' would have been sufficient, the sign has an erroneousapostrophe.

erroneousapostrophe by erroneousapostrophe September 15, 2007

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Erroneous

Wrong, or of being wrong, or from of being of from wrong (or an error, if that makes more sense)

David: so, you're like, an artificial program?

M4573R C0MPU73R: Indeed, I am. I was created by the government to converse with interesting people such as yourself, so that I may improve upon current human knowledge of artificial intelligence.

David: you mean you were created by the army to test the army's knowledge of a.i., right?

M4573R C0MPU73R: Wrong! You are mistaken! Your logic is falable! Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous!

David: erroneous? isn't that, like, a greek god, or something?

M4573R C0MPU73R: Wrong! Erroneous! Erroneous!

Erroneous by nubluva April 29, 2006