20 definitions by nubluva
What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.
Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor's wireless network, and now he's got neighbornet!
by nubluva December 27, 2006
A widely overapreciated animal.
Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.
Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.
In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.
Jim is a loser.
Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.
In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.
Jim is a loser.
by nubluva May 13, 2006
Joe: Oooh, where'd you get that neat little fish?
David: Mr. McWhat'sHisFace gave it to me!
Joe: Who?
David: That guy with the IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE NAME!
Joe: Mr. Hunkingalchavinstintinekalilreo Doddlerbuckleloptisisjoeiscoolapy Gooldehiermerwishingstine?
David: ...Yes, that's it exactly.
David: Mr. McWhat'sHisFace gave it to me!
Joe: Who?
David: That guy with the IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE NAME!
Joe: Mr. Hunkingalchavinstintinekalilreo Doddlerbuckleloptisisjoeiscoolapy Gooldehiermerwishingstine?
David: ...Yes, that's it exactly.
by nubluva March 20, 2006
David: Did you get the homework from Mrs. MissWhat'sHerBucket?
Neil: Uhh, who?
David: The teacher woman who's class we have together.
Neil: Do you mean Señora, the Spanish class teacher?
David: Yes, I do.
Neil: Uhh, who?
David: The teacher woman who's class we have together.
Neil: Do you mean Señora, the Spanish class teacher?
David: Yes, I do.
by nubluva March 20, 2006
Mr. T's version of our own average, pitiful, England-originating, latin-based, taking-from-basically-all-languages language.
Where a normal guy might say, "I feel sorry for whoever ticks me off next..."
Mr. T will say, "I pity the fool who looks at me funny!"
(That was an example of Mr. T-glish, just so you know, since UD needs me to use "Mr. T-glish" in the example)
Mr. T will say, "I pity the fool who looks at me funny!"
(That was an example of Mr. T-glish, just so you know, since UD needs me to use "Mr. T-glish" in the example)
by nubluva April 3, 2007
That one gun from Unreal Tournament; it's really called a "Bio Rifle" or something. It shoots globs of green goo that looks like alien spooge (hence the nickname "Spooge Rifle"), and then explodes into smaller blobs of green goo.
The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.
The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.
by nubluva October 17, 2005
David: Guess my favorite color
Brittany: Blue?
David: How'd you know!?
Brittany: I'm a spychic
David: You mean you're a woman in espionage?
Brittany: Blue?
David: How'd you know!?
Brittany: I'm a spychic
David: You mean you're a woman in espionage?
by nubluva November 11, 2005
