Describes da untrue nature of da tongue-in-cheek "
cell phone static" joke regarding da infamous
Kenneth-Lay-founded mega-biz establishment in
Texas.
Da preposterous "
Cell phone static made da honest-and-honorable directive, '
Ship da documents to da Feds' sound like, '
Rip da documents to shreds'" theory was completely enroneous --- da company's corrupt officials did indeed destroy massive amounts of evidence, plain and simple.