enl 

Enl is a simp or a person who likes fiction characters such as a anime person or sponge bod,Dora,boots and much more

My friend is a enl

enl by TheShadow’s June 19, 2021

ENL UTC 

The ENL UTC is the worst school in Scunthorpe and no one should go to it as it is unfair to certain year groups for no apparent reason, accepts way too many students, and then the teachers cry about the corridors being overcrowded, won't do shit about students vaping and smoking outside of school also shitty unqualified teachers. Don't forget the current (2022-2023) absolutely feral year 9s and the fact they pay their sixth formers to sit on their phones for an hour when they are meant to be tutoring kids (who are about to do their GCSEs, fairly important exams I think). Trust me on all of these as I am an alumni of this school.

Man 1: "Hey bro I think I'll go to the ENL UTC as Engineers are needed in modern society!"
Man 2, giving Man 1 good advice: "Bro, bro don't bother, I heard you can barely walk in the corridors as they're that small."
Seriously, do not go to the ENL UTC.

ENL UTC by UTCgavemePTSD April 23, 2023

There Enlies

Alternate spelling of: Therein lies.

Used by stupid people who cannot spell.

There enlies the definition of stupidity.

There Enlies by CourageousDude March 24, 2021

beanie enlightenment 

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building

Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*

beanie enlightenment by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023

Period of Enlightenment 

The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss.

Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.

Period of Enlightenment by SpacemanSpiff1969 October 15, 2012

Penis enlargement pills 

Literally the fake ads you see on porn that actually make your penis small

Bob:ayo billy I've been takin those penis enlargement pills from pornhub and I bet the girls are lovin it
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small

Penis enlargement pills by Lycanace March 15, 2019

Spiritual enlightenment 

Spiritual enlightenment is the discovery of a whole dimension of yourself hidden in plain sight that you had never experienced before: your true Self. This dimension is not perceivable with the senses because it’s not within the field of your awareness. Instead, it is the source and ground of your awareness itself.

Therefore, you can’t know this dimension with the mind. You can only know it by being it, which activates a dormant cognitive device far superior to the mind. This is achieved by forgoing all mental distractions and allowing every bit of your awareness to return to its source. Because when the full weight of your attention rests idly on its ground, a sinkhole opens up into this dimension and you become your true Self.

The inexpressible knowledge that you gain by being your Self is so astonishingly clear, certain, and revealing that it blows your mind and shatters all your previous ideas and conceptions of reality. This knowledge affords a vantage point from which you realize that while everything that you perceive (i.e. your mind, your body, and the entire physical universe) is transitory and ephemeral, your true Self exists absolutely, beyond time and space, always here and always now.

Furthermore, being your Self brings with it an unshakeable state of peace and fulfillment that is completely indescribable; a glorious state in which being, knowing, and loving are one and the same. Because in that state, all is one, and your Self is all that exists.

A: Yesterday I reached spiritual enlightenment.
B: What do you mean?
C: I mean that I realized who I AM.

Spiritual enlightenment by fcrcf October 27, 2015