Enlightenment

lightened up feeling u get pushing ur crap down the bottom of b̶o̶w̶e̶l̶s̶ things... outer eyes half open ...inner open full bore... peering thru some distant unknown.
X - Hey where u goin !?🤔
Y - Can't 🚶 ♂️🚶 ♂️hold this s̶h̶i̶t̶ enlightenment anymore. 🏃 ♂️🏃 ♂️🚶 ♂️🚶 ♂️
by Salle dicking around March 28, 2018
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Enlightenment

The process of becoming unburdened, especially in reference to bodily waste; a euphemism for taking a shit.
"Johnny...you've been in the bathroom for a long time..."
"Fuck you mom, I'm becoming enlightened!"

Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.
by Ian Broswell September 01, 2010
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Enlightenment

The act of separating your ego from your self and becoming pure awareness.

This is what enlightenment is all about, not that fake woke bullshit everyone's been spitting these days.
If you ever use enlightenment in a sentence to represent yourself. You need to take that ego down a notch bob.
by b0d May 26, 2020
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Enlightenment

Realising that have a glass of wine at the end of the day is just really f*cking nice
James found enlightenment after 2 weeks of sobriety
by ArtVanderly1969 January 20, 2021
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Enlightenment

The revealing of Eminem's heartlessness and homosexuality to an Eminem fan. Attainable at www.feminem.com
To attain Enlightenment you must realise that Feminem ain't nuttin'. Nuttin' but a Bitch.
by Anti-Feminem October 04, 2003
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enlightenment

More than just the simple belief that divinity lies within all life equally, it is the personal experience of this. It is feeling this spirit that dwells in all life,"oneness", that turns this belief into a personal knowing.
Your inner state of being that was present as young a child but lost around the age of 2 or 3. This inner quality found joy from within, laughed endlessly, and had wondered in awe of the world.... no worries or burden carried around as a result of the passage of time…enlightenment, the experience can be measured by the depth and degree of inner peace.
by ClosertoNature April 27, 2011
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Enlighten

"to make one understand" or to teach, just a fancier way of saying it.
I enlighten myself with urban dictionary phrases and slang, so that i may better enjoy myself by finding phrases for your every day nouns and adjectives and events, As well as some phrases in which i find unusable.

by Tonyisonfire March 21, 2007
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