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Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger 

A burger that comes with endive
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger, you should try it!"
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When a triggered moron wants to try to intimidate strangers on the internet, and is clearly losing the battle, they will often cite the existence of mythical 'edivence' supporting their point of view.

Edivence is always delusional and fictional, and not to be confused with actual evidence.
"thesaunderschild says he has 'edivence' that Capcom are keeping the flame of Resident Evil alive for the true fans with the masterpiece that is Resident Evil Village, but he's clearly been spending too much time playing with himself. "
Edivence by RobertAntonWilson August 19, 2021

endirety 

The full duration of something that is dire, its endirety.
I just watched the film Titanic in its endirety.
endirety by C-Dawg45 January 19, 2008
Endove is a word substitute for love. When you love a person a lot and you don't know any words to express you say endove. Endove is deeper than love. It's when two spiritual beings become one . Combination of endearment and love
We've been together for awhile. Our relationship is strictly endove now
endove by Lord Cosmic May 8, 2016
hard working, compassionate, good friend. Loves to laugh, run, and is always someone you can count on.
Because of Endie's hard work, she was able to make an A on the test.
Endie by lr55690 September 30, 2019
1. A person who would date a pipari

2. Someone who loves eating cookies
1. My friend is an Endeven.

2. My sister is an endeven, she ate all the cookies!
Endeven by Damverm November 28, 2022
Wirral slang for the last part of a substance
Give us endies on your COVID jab there laaaa
endies by BirkenheadBugle May 11, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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