a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft

I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!

Identity Theft Enabler's Act by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011

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sloppy earl

A sloppy Earl occurs when one is performing ass to mouth with a hot chick. Then having ones tongue in to deep, she shits in your mouth

Tyler: Hey Todd! Did u bang Teresa yet?
Todd: I tried bro. I stuck my tongue in her butt, next thing you know she frosted my throat with a sloppy Earl.
Tyler: Too bad homie. Same thing happened to me with your mom last night.

sloppy earl by Friarsoul March 5, 2019

Early 2020s

The years from 2020 to 2022. This era is known for being so-bad-you-wouldn't-understand. It was full of fires, COVID-19, wars and lots of good memes

These years weren't all trash though. We had cool games like Animal Crossing, FNF, Among Us and Doom. Also Biden became the president back in 2021.

The pandemic started on 2020 and quickly became a headache to most people and we entered a quarantine. TikTok became even more popular and with that society entered in its darkest age.

In 2022, Russia invaded Ukraine and that was pretty bad. Rn the pandemic is probably ending... right? RIGHT!?!?

- Bro, the early 2020s sucked! Let's go back to the 2010s!

- Are you kidding? It wasn't THAT bad! We got the three spidermen together! Also I'm sure the Mid-2020s are gonna be lit!

Early 2020s by scatter6 March 21, 2022

Early 2010s

Early 2010s years ranging from 2010-2012 these years we're the beginning of the decade and still had a late 2000s aka 2007-2009 feel to it

Early 2010s felt totally different then 2013- 2019

Early 2010s by Jslop January 2, 2019

early bird gets the wood on

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

early bird gets the wood on by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

Earl Sweatshirt

a sad ass nigga that makes rap songs

Earl Sweatshirt is the best rapper from ex-Odd Future

Earl Sweatshirt by KingKenjii April 18, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026