a very delicious tea, made from black tea leaves and oil of bergamot
deron kicked back with a cup of earl grey to unwind
by disengage027 April 13, 2007
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1) A travelling magician that invented tea.

He travelled to a small indigenous village where the people smoked the leaves from a local tree.

Earl Grey turned up at the village on a rainbow stallion and showed the people his magical skills.
He also showed them that it was better to add the leaves they smoked to hot water to create a relaxing warm beverage.

This was the first time tea was consumed by a person.

2) A tea with a distinctive flavour that is named after it's creator, Earl Grey the magician.

1) "Thank you for making this tea for us Earl Grey, you magical being"

2) "Earl Grey is a delightful beverage"
by CowboyWizard August 23, 2011
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"earl grey" (verb):
lounge, while dressed in sweats/pyjamas/dancewear/costumes, drinking earl grey tea in a warm, comfortable environment
I am too tired to go out, can't we just have an earl grey night.

I had an earl grey day.

This dinner sucks, we should have just earl greyed
by SejRitzMon January 10, 2011
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When a senior (or any man with grey pubic hair) gives another person a teabag.
Old man Buck gave Christina an Earl Grey.
by Motavator September 20, 2008
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The sexual act of urinating into your partners mouth, then dipping your scrotum into their mouth, full of urine.
"Want to have some Earl Grey? Bladders Full!"
by Khode1111 November 29, 2016
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Teabagging for the over-50s
"How about a lovely bit of Earl Grey as a retirement gift, Martha?"
by TheAtomicPunk January 9, 2015
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When your female companion's menstrual discharge coincides with vaginal sex and after climaxing you tea bag your female companion and she cleans the menstrual discharge off of your scrotum.
Since my girlfriend was being a raging bitch this week, I gave her The Earl Grey last night after we finished having sex.
by britonjmac February 26, 2014
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