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The portion of skin dangling from your ear in a pendant-like manner.
Dude, what happened to your earlobe?

I wasn't born with earlobes, I just have reptilian-like stretched skin like Craig.
earlobe by phantoz November 4, 2010
A earlobe is a penis of unique structure and architecture. A person that has a big penis has big earlobes. All in all, a earlobe is simply a penis.
pradyumna likes to play with his earlobes a lot.
earlobe by twakrm June 5, 2011

earlobe fetish 

if you have an earlobe fetish, you find certain earlobes sexier than others and you like to rub and bite them.
Hey babe, you've got some sexy ass earlobes, let me take a bite of them.

earlobe fetish
just had to include that so the thing would submit

earlobe fuck 

When one nibbles on partners ear. Not a firm bite, but enough to notice. Often done before or during sexual activities.
Dude, last night Sally gave the best earlobe fuck.
earlobe fuck by Matt Tray June 26, 2007

Earlobe cheese 

That smell when you twist your stud earrings and get a rancid earlobe cheese smell on your fingers
Earlobe cheese by Morf power October 24, 2017

earlobe johnson 

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets
Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3*] (earlobe johnson)
earlobe johnson by klfgs77 August 4, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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