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earls
a girl that has a strong resemblence to her father which looks like a crazy son of a bitch and has to hips of a trucker goddess.
earls by uncapher25 March 24, 2012
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Earls Girls
Def.: A racist, misogyny promoting woman who insist on dressing like their "working a corner" for tip money. These girls enjoy dressing cheap that the beer here was called Albino Rhino for years until a lady who didn't work there filed a complaint so, the company took her to the Supreme Court of Canada.
Used: "Earl's Girls" or "Earls Girls".
Usage:
To describe girls who worked at a restaurant chain named Earl's Kitchen+ Bar;
Also applies to Cactus Club Cafe and JOEY Restaurant Group female employees.
Used: "Earl's Girls" or "Earls Girls".
Usage:
To describe girls who worked at a restaurant chain named Earl's Kitchen+ Bar;
Also applies to Cactus Club Cafe and JOEY Restaurant Group female employees.
1. "Hey that girl is fat, She'll never work here and, she's ugly - double No-No " say Earls Girls
2. "Hey that guy with a turban owned that restaurant down the street for many many years. Now is son wants to work here with the rice rocket head gear and tribal beard. No way he's getting near Earl's Girls here." , says Earl's Girls
3. "That black and brown guy have hot girlfriends. Let's send over one of our white guys to serve to make those dudes to make him look bad by offering their girls jobs here", says Earls Girls
4. " hey girl, your foundation needs to be on thicker, those Albino Rhino promotional tricks are going to be no secret with that dry skin rash.", says an Earls Girls manager
2. "Hey that guy with a turban owned that restaurant down the street for many many years. Now is son wants to work here with the rice rocket head gear and tribal beard. No way he's getting near Earl's Girls here." , says Earl's Girls
3. "That black and brown guy have hot girlfriends. Let's send over one of our white guys to serve to make those dudes to make him look bad by offering their girls jobs here", says Earls Girls
4. " hey girl, your foundation needs to be on thicker, those Albino Rhino promotional tricks are going to be no secret with that dry skin rash.", says an Earls Girls manager
Earls Girls by Interracial June 6, 2019
earls high school
absolute tip, educational wreck
if you go to earls your clapped.
mfs in year 9 having relationships like it’s year 2 daring eachother to hug like mate are you delusional
if you go to earls your clapped.
mfs in year 9 having relationships like it’s year 2 daring eachother to hug like mate are you delusional
earls high school by bigbundagal October 9, 2021
earls on top
earls on top by quikness October 3, 2004
slippery earls
slippery earls by Ron Collins December 27, 2007
Mr. Earls
Mr. Earls by MREARLSLOVER April 29, 2022
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