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you fucking earls
earls by folakeie October 18, 2003
Words you can keep
a girl that has a strong resemblence to her father which looks like a crazy son of a bitch and has to hips of a trucker goddess.
damn look at that earls go, strutting her hips!
earls by uncapher25 March 24, 2012

Earls Girls 

Def.: A racist, misogyny promoting woman who insist on dressing like their "working a corner" for tip money. These girls enjoy dressing cheap that the beer here was called Albino Rhino for years until a lady who didn't work there filed a complaint so, the company took her to the Supreme Court of Canada.

Used: "Earl's Girls" or "Earls Girls".

Usage:

To describe girls who worked at a restaurant chain named Earl's Kitchen+ Bar;
Also applies to Cactus Club Cafe and JOEY Restaurant Group female employees.
1. "Hey that girl is fat, She'll never work here and, she's ugly - double No-No " say Earls Girls

2. "Hey that guy with a turban owned that restaurant down the street for many many years. Now is son wants to work here with the rice rocket head gear and tribal beard. No way he's getting near Earl's Girls here." , says Earl's Girls

3. "That black and brown guy have hot girlfriends. Let's send over one of our white guys to serve to make those dudes to make him look bad by offering their girls jobs here", says Earls Girls

4. " hey girl, your foundation needs to be on thicker, those Albino Rhino promotional tricks are going to be no secret with that dry skin rash.", says an Earls Girls manager
Earls Girls by Interracial June 6, 2019

earls high school 

absolute tip, educational wreck
if you go to earls your clapped.

mfs in year 9 having relationships like it’s year 2 daring eachother to hug like mate are you delusional

earls on top 

Early. Before the usual or expected time.
Yo, I cant go too hard tonight, I gotta be up earls on top.
earls on top by quikness October 3, 2004

slippery earls 

Refers to dress shoes. Usually men's dress shoes because of the slippery, leather sole.
Whenever you wear a suit you have to wear slippery earls.
slippery earls by Ron Collins December 27, 2007

Mr. Earls 

hottie hottie hottie, Mr Earls is a sub at MJHS and he is so hot
he has a very large ass
“Mr. Earls is my art sub today! I can’t wait to see his big fat ass”
Mr. Earls by MREARLSLOVER April 29, 2022
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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