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emotiporniment 

when a misplaced emotiporn emoticon results in a sexual compliment...
it sucks (que msn porn emoticon) to be you right now.. then que futher emotiporniment(s) (over msn)
Accidental and often grossly inappropriate mistyping of a left bracket instead of a right bracket when expressing a feeling of sadness and instead displaying joy.

The opposite can also apply, where instead of the intended joy, you express despair, sadness and woe!
Emotypo #1

Jane : I'm so upset, first my boyfriend left me, then my house got repossessed, and today my cat got run over by a lawnmower!

John : :)

Emotypo #2

Alvin : Hey Julie, I just got tickets for a weekend in Venice!

Julie : Really? :(
Emotypo by LostJimmy May 22, 2009

emotiporn 

Engaging in psuedo-sexual activities throught the use of emoticons.
Name1: (.)(.)
Name2: :() <-----00
emotiporn by Andy Beam 2 April 18, 2004

emotitroll 

A person who uses emoticons either exclusively or without context. Someone who trolls with texts full of useless emoticons.
Chazz is such an emotitroll with his hipster emoticons.
I just got emotitrolled by Pete!

Emotition 

A word that was made up when i was drunk......... Pronounced EMO-TIT-I-ON
Obviously it means emotion
YOUR SO FUCKING EMOTITIAL
Emotition by Pulse Phobia September 21, 2005

Emotionpost

A specific instance of Emotionbait—a post that uses emotional accusations, demands, or provocations to manipulate rather than communicate. Emotionposts might accuse you of being "too emotional" when you're perfectly calm, or demand that you perform a specific emotion to prove your humanity, or use emotionally charged language to provoke a reaction they can then pathologize. They might say "I'm not angry, you're projecting" while clearly angry, or "you need to calm down" as a way of escalating conflict while claiming the moral high ground. The Emotionpost is recognizable by its focus on the target's emotional state—real or imagined—as a way of avoiding substantive engagement.
"I made a calm, reasoned argument about a sensitive topic. Emotionpost response: 'I can feel your anger. You're clearly triggered. Take a deep breath and come back when you've regulated.' I wasn't angry; they just needed me to be, because an angry person can be dismissed while a reasoned argument must be answered. They invented the emotion to avoid the argument."
Emotionpost by Abzugal February 24, 2026
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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