tit

something that is really easy

derived from the fact that getting to second base is easy

Person 1:So how was the test?
Person 2:It was tit, I definately aced it.

by KDog88 March 30, 2008

tit

Something I really should hope never to be used singularly.

Girl: Like my tit?
Boy: =/

by Guy123 July 31, 2006

tit

(Origin- British)

A complete and utterly stupid human being; one who is completely blind to obvious things and ask entirely too many dumb questions, or points out the blatantly obvious to everyone around them.

Soap: Armed, armed with what?

Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you TIT!

- Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

by eyy ooo January 14, 2009

Tit

A weapon,found in pairs attached to the upper torso of a woman.When used to full effect by a well experienced 'Titty Master' the pair of 'Tits' can grip and squeeze a male penis so hard that it will burst.

(2 blokes in a pub) Bloody ell mate, last night in the bath with me bird, she were givin me a soapy, and she pushed em together like and i exploded all in er face.

by pobby December 16, 2003

Tit

a seductive part of the female body that men are aroused by. they are very succulant and fun to play with.

damn bro, shes got mad nice tits

by Alex November 9, 2003

Tit

(noun) One of two bags of mammary tissue found on the chest of women

(adj) An extremely stupid person

Look at the tits on her!

You tit!

by buggerit July 19, 2003

tit

A small bird. It is quite widely spread around the globe. Tits are considered to be slightly over the average size of smaller birds.

Marsh Tit...
Great Tit...
Blue Tit...
Brown Tit...

The Royal Tit Watching Organization in the U.K.

by Erik March 18, 2004