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Emotional Tampon 

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.
Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you
Emotional Tampon by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017

Emotional Hit 

When someone takes a HIT of CANNABIS, begins to choke on their HIT, their eyes get watery and it appears they are crying..getting all EMOTIONAL and SHIT
🔥 Ernesto just took an EMOTIONAL HIT.. you can tell because hes coughing with his eyes all watery
Emotional Hit by ClassicRonnie July 28, 2019

Emotional Heimlich 

When someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again. Also known as a hug.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.

Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich

emotionALe 

When you're emotional and triggered but have some sass.
"Yo you stole my idea for the project."
"Why you so emotionALe?"
emotionALe by Navahta June 2, 2016

schrödinger's emoticon 

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "
Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

emotional boner 

When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.
Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.

...

Girl: Are you hard?!

Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.