(Noun) The accidental emoticon which can awkwardly convey an emotion you had no intention of conveying.
I accidentally sent a heart emoticon to my friend's girlfriend, but it was a total emotitypo. I would never usually do that, and now I feel awkward looking at either of them.
by das.sprache.meister March 09, 2015
A person who is obsessed with defining new words, possibly on Urban Dictionary. A lexicographile may or may not derive sexual enjoyment from said activity. Combination of 'lexicography' (the art of dictionary-writing), and the Greek suffix '-philia' (love of).
You see that guy typing away on his computer? He's a total creep, defining words online all the time. I think he has a bad case of lexicographilia. He's a lexicographile.
by das.sprache.meister February 26, 2015
1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.
Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.
by das.sprache.meister March 08, 2015
This word has two meanings which are opposites of each other.
1. (Noun) an imperfection of the skin. Can be caused by things including but not limited to: acne, pimples, rashes, chicken pox, scrapes, and AIDS.
2. (Noun) the state of being of perfect skin. A state of skinperfection.
1. (Noun) an imperfection of the skin. Can be caused by things including but not limited to: acne, pimples, rashes, chicken pox, scrapes, and AIDS.
2. (Noun) the state of being of perfect skin. A state of skinperfection.
1. That girl is pretty, but she has one too many skinperfection.
2. After my acne-filled teenaged years, I entered ten blissful years of skinperfection.
2. After my acne-filled teenaged years, I entered ten blissful years of skinperfection.
by das.sprache.meister March 08, 2015
by das.sprache.meister March 25, 2015
(Noun) The act or process of wasting time or pushing off important things (procrastinating) together with a friend. Should be used when both subjects have things they should be doing instead.
You see those two kids watching YouTube videos in the library? They're engaging in mutual procrastination. They have an exam to study for, but they are wasting each other's time with silly things instead.
by das.sprache.meister March 08, 2015
1. Sexual consent in a particular context. Plays off the words 'consent', 'context', and 'sexual'. What is considered consexual in one setting may be rape in another.
2. A sexual orientation where a person has indiscriminate sex with anyone, regardless of sex, race, or creed. They will have sex with anyone who consents. Can be used to describe a person of said orientation. A consexual.
2. A sexual orientation where a person has indiscriminate sex with anyone, regardless of sex, race, or creed. They will have sex with anyone who consents. Can be used to describe a person of said orientation. A consexual.
1. Even thought that girl didn't explicitly say "yes" the way she was acting at the party showed that she was consexual.
2. That guy is a total consexual. He will have sex with anyone who will reciprocate.
2. That guy is a total consexual. He will have sex with anyone who will reciprocate.
by das.sprache.meister February 26, 2015