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emotitude 

Expressing your pissy attitude through the, sometimes exclusive, use of emoticons.
That bitch won't even talk to me anymore! I just get texts from her with tons of emotitude.

He adds too many snarky emoticons to his messages. I'm tired of his emotitude.
emotitude by SirHangDangly December 7, 2011
Words you can keep
a series of three or more emoticons or emoji that tell a story in a visually episodic manner
OMG so my boo just send me the grossest emotisode of a shart. It was a finger with the OK sign, followed by a fart cloud followed by a poo emoji. Ewwww!
The mental mindset of being an ewok.
"Joe needs to correct his ewokitude or else the Empire will win."
Ewokitude by kkoechel May 30, 2006

eyetitude 

A threatening attitude expressed through a glare.
Sue got some serious eyetitude from Jeff after she refused him sex for the 3rd week in a row.

eyetitude by greg&patty June 16, 2007
The extint to which you or your friend is emo. A scale from 1-10 based on clothing tightness, buttons found on person, black rim glasses, hair, and most importantly shittyness of bicycle.
Wow Tom your emotude is off the scale today.
Emotude by FSM September 21, 2005

emotiquent 

the gift to put feelings into words in a wonderful way
Have you heard how good he is with words? He’s very emotiquent
emotiquent by Manullek December 25, 2021

Emottitude 

The attitude that everyone and everything in this world is out to make your life worse. The attitude of Emo.

Person A: My girlfriend left me, my dog died, my car got stolen and my house burned down... life sucks.
Person B: What's with the emottitude all of a sudden?
Emottitude by KillswitchEdge January 4, 2007
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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