emostitute

one whose manner of dress is a combination of emo and prostitute

Joanne and Gabrielle are known to dress like emostitutes--wearing knee socks with short plaid shirts and/or boots

by Gabrielle December 24, 2003

mostitute

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.

Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."

by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005

Emottitude

The attitude that everyone and everything in this world is out to make your life worse. The attitude of Emo.

Person A: My girlfriend left me, my dog died, my car got stolen and my house burned down... life sucks.
Person B: What's with the emottitude all of a sudden?

by KillswitchEdge January 4, 2007

mostitute

a moss covered prostitute

"You think the north side of trees are mossy? You must have never seen a mostitute"

by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008

emotitude

Expressing your pissy attitude through the, sometimes exclusive, use of emoticons.

That bitch won't even talk to me anymore! I just get texts from her with tons of emotitude.

He adds too many snarky emoticons to his messages. I'm tired of his emotitude.

by SirHangDangly December 7, 2011