emostitute
Joanne and Gabrielle are known to dress like emostitutes--wearing knee socks with short plaid shirts and/or boots
emostitute by Gabrielle December 24, 2003
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Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.
Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."
mostitute by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005
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Emottitude
The attitude that everyone and everything in this world is out to make your life worse. The attitude of Emo.
Person A: My girlfriend left me, my dog died, my car got stolen and my house burned down... life sucks.
Person B: What's with the emottitude all of a sudden?
Person B: What's with the emottitude all of a sudden?
Emottitude by KillswitchEdge January 4, 2007
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mostitute by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008
emotitude
That bitch won't even talk to me anymore! I just get texts from her with tons of emotitude.
He adds too many snarky emoticons to his messages. I'm tired of his emotitude.
He adds too many snarky emoticons to his messages. I'm tired of his emotitude.
emotitude by SirHangDangly December 7, 2011
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.