Definitions by SirHangDangly
Snarkchat
(n): 1. The IM window that a group of people use during conference calls or meetings to ridicule, complain about, or denigrate some other person or persons in the meeting. Note that conducting actual business in this window is strictly prohibited and may result in an additional snarkchat that does not include the offender, for the express purpose of ridiculing said offender.
2. The content itself may also be referred to as snarkchat.
2. The content itself may also be referred to as snarkchat.
Billy and Bob opened a snarkchat window during their conference call to type "That's what she said" to everything everyone in the call said.
Billy and Bob's snarkchat is lame.
Billy and Bob's snarkchat is lame.
Snarkchat by SirHangDangly January 27, 2014
Exerfart
When a small fart is released while exercising or performing some other physically strenuous activity.
I was holding his feet for sit ups in gym, and he let out an exerfart right into my mouth! It tasted like chocolate chip cookies!
I picked her up from the bed to bury the sausage in her whispering eye and I accidentally exerfarted!
My dad is so old, he exerfarts every time he gets up from his chair.
I picked her up from the bed to bury the sausage in her whispering eye and I accidentally exerfarted!
My dad is so old, he exerfarts every time he gets up from his chair.
Exerfart by SirHangDangly December 27, 2011
emotitude
That bitch won't even talk to me anymore! I just get texts from her with tons of emotitude.
He adds too many snarky emoticons to his messages. I'm tired of his emotitude.
He adds too many snarky emoticons to his messages. I'm tired of his emotitude.
emotitude by SirHangDangly December 7, 2011
insemivoyance
The power to predict when a political candidate's daughter or mistress will become inconveniently pregnant.
My powers of insemivoyance tell me that we will soon learn of an out of wedlock little Wiener running around somewhere.
insemivoyance by SirHangDangly November 27, 2011
shitiosyncrasy
noun: An extremely negative behavioral characteristic specific to a person or group.
Also usable as an adjective: shitiosyncratic.
Also usable as an adjective: shitiosyncratic.
Her habit of ending every sentence with a high tone, implying a question, is that skank's worst shitiosyncrasy.
shitiosyncrasy by SirHangDangly September 23, 2011
postmarital sex
Sex with your ex; often shameful, and rarely a good idea. The imbibing of too much alcohol and the existence of too much loneliness are contributing factors to this condition.
(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)
(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)
Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.
postmarital sex by SirHangDangly March 1, 2011
dickscourage
Chick 1: I can't believe he dumped me! Men suck.
Chick 2: Don't let that asshole dickscourage you from all men.
Chick 1: I think all men are cheaters. I'm so dickscouraged.
Chick 2: Don't let that asshole dickscourage you from all men.
Chick 1: I think all men are cheaters. I'm so dickscouraged.
dickscourage by SirHangDangly September 29, 2010