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emoticondescending 

when someone uses emoticons in a sarcastic manner
Friend 1: Yea let me go post it right away
and get it tattoed on my chest
and tell everyone about it
:D
Friend 2: Quit being so emoticondescending.
An emosode is an emotional breakdown ("emo" + "episode"). In other words, the time period when someone is overwhelmed by depressed feelings; the person having the emosode normally injures him/herself to find relief. An emosode normally lasts no more than a night.
Girl #1 Where did you go last night? I walked upstairs, came back down, and you were gone.
Girl #2 Oh, I was having an emosode. My feelings finally caught up with me, I guess.
Girl #1 Uh, oh. Well show me your arm. * :-O * You poor thing, tell me next time, so I can give you a hug.
emosode by what sarah says December 21, 2008

emoticonectomy 

A procedure by which a subject's overuse of emoticons is reduced or ceased by the severe criticism of his/her peer group.
"I've been in Japan so long I'm going to need an emoticonectomy when I get back to the states, STAT."
emoticonectomy by j@jszdtv April 6, 2009
adj: used to describe people who are looking for a real relationship as well as sex.

noun: having an exciting and/or pleasing (but non-erotic) conversation with someone close to you; what occurs during an emotional affair
adj: I couldn't stand Phil; he was all about the sex; I'm looking for an emotionex kind of guy.

noun: Me and this guy I met from work had the greatest emotionex; I told him all of my deepest secrets, and it made me all tingly inside.
emotionex by Derrick A. High II April 6, 2006

Emotinose 

When typing an emoticon, you add a little dash (-) to symbolize a nose. This dash is an emotinose.

(Emoticon + nose = emotinose)

This method of expressing emotions via images is mainly used by art students and mothers.
A couple of emotinoses: ;-P :-D >:-I

emotioness 

Emotioness is a state quality by emotion smart perseverance in feelings.
Into state by emotioness by type person.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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