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emotitarded 

A person who does not have the talent or intuition to use emoticons in e-mail or text messages.
i.e. Someone who has to ask, "How do you make that smiley face?" Response: "Are you emotitarded or what?"
emotitarded by grabbingtoast January 26, 2009
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Emojitarded 

The inability to use emojis in any proper fashion or the blatant misuse of emojis in the wrong context.
Susan is emojitarded. She used a smiley face emoji on her post about her fathers untimely death.
Emojitarded by BigHeadMapGuy May 3, 2017

emotarded 

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly
Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded
emotarded by Artthetrumpetman January 26, 2007

emotarded 

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly
Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded
emotarded by Artthetrumpetman January 28, 2007

emotarded 

a derivative statement or expression from the noun/adjective/lifestyle/music "emo". having to do with, or relating to an action, such as crying, that favors negatively with those around Him.
god i swear chris is emotarded sometimes. did you see him cry just then?
emotarded by karina December 16, 2004

Emotarded 

The emotional state of a woman while she is PMS-ing. Generally a complete mess of emotions. Will cry, scream, yell etc. at the most minute issues or ideas. The feeling could be described metaphorically like a file cabinet being knocked over in your head and having all the files lost and mixed up all over the floor in front of you and having no idea where to start picking them up.
Boy: What the heck is wrong with you?
Girl: Don't mind me.... I'm totally Emotarded right now.
Emotarded by TotallyEmotarded November 22, 2011
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