ewok

ewoks are just stoned teddy bears chillin in they orange hoodies

made famous by star wars: return of the jedi

yo, dont hate on the ewoks, they just chillin there in they woodland huts

by skylyr shadows August 17, 2007

ewok

an Oahu acronym standing for Easy Women of Kailua

Ho bra... I went bang that EWOK last night... CHEEHOO!!!

by Sam Chong December 28, 2005

ewok

Sex-crazed midget-bears from the movie star wars. Princess Leia hooks up with an Ewok named Wickett and they end up having hot sex with C3P0 after the Death Star is destroyed.

The Ewok socked the punk-ass droid in the face.

by Ken Benobi March 8, 2003

ewok

Ewoks are pikeys who live on Endor. They fancy Princess Leia, but almost have her Rebel friends for dinner, after nicking their guns and hats. Later they make a drum kit out of Imperial helmets, after throwing rocks at them.

Chief Chirpa, Wikkit The Ewok, and those cute baby ones that make girls go "aahhh..."

by Wikkit August 9, 2004

ewok

Totally lame. Beyond weak.

"That movie sucked." "Yeah, it was totally ewok."

by Chance74 August 12, 2009

ewok

1) By far, the most gay Lucas art's adventure after star wars
2) Teletubbies + Star Wars = Ewoks
3) Teddy bears who live in endor

You= omg a teletubbie!
Me= no, it's a fucking ewok

by George Bush's Pretzle August 13, 2006

ewok

Ewoks are small teddy bear-like creatures from the Star Wars universe who live on the moon of Endor. They are primitive hunter gatherers, and use tools like spears. They live in little tree huts, where they spend their evenings getting absolutely fucked smoking all kinds of crazy drugs, often through pipes.

Ewoks are part of the reason why Return of the Jedi is considered the weakest film from the original Star Wars trilogy. But as a point of contention I would say they add some comic relief to the proceedings.

Wicket is the most well-known ewok of them all.

by rorz758 June 19, 2007