ewoks are just stoned teddy bears chillin in they orange hoodies
made famous by star wars: return of the jedi
made famous by star wars: return of the jedi
by skylyr shadows August 14, 2007
by Sam Chong December 04, 2005
Sex-crazed midget-bears from the movie star wars. Princess Leia hooks up with an Ewok named Wickett and they end up having hot sex with C3P0 after the Death Star is destroyed.
by Ken Benobi March 09, 2003
Ewoks are pikeys who live on Endor. They fancy Princess Leia, but almost have her Rebel friends for dinner, after nicking their guns and hats. Later they make a drum kit out of Imperial helmets, after throwing rocks at them.
by Wikkit August 09, 2004
by Chance74 August 12, 2009
1) By far, the most gay Lucas art's adventure after star wars
2) Teletubbies + Star Wars = Ewoks
3) Teddy bears who live in endor
2) Teletubbies + Star Wars = Ewoks
3) Teddy bears who live in endor
by George Bush's Pretzle August 13, 2006
Ewoks are small teddy bear-like creatures from the Star Wars universe who live on the moon of Endor. They are primitive hunter gatherers, and use tools like spears. They live in little tree huts, where they spend their evenings getting absolutely fucked smoking all kinds of crazy drugs, often through pipes.
Ewoks are part of the reason why Return of the Jedi is considered the weakest film from the original Star Wars trilogy. But as a point of contention I would say they add some comic relief to the proceedings.
Wicket is the most well-known ewok of them all.
Wicket is the most well-known ewok of them all.
by rorz758 May 30, 2007