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"the most emo", the bounds of which are constantly being compromised, as the epidemic known as emo seems to be expanding and spreading exponentially
"Damn, did you see the shit that tron was wearing? He needs to cheer up and do more drugs. He's the emost."
emost by Qwerty Uiop January 5, 2005
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An abbreviation for emotional investor.

FOMO would be emosting
I used to be an emost when investing.

Bro I lost so much money emosting.
Emost by I’M NAT TYPE January 26, 2025

Emoshinki 

A term used to describe a fan of the Korean pop group TVXQ (usually fans of all original five members of said group) when they are in a state of sadness when thinking about how the group used to be together as five. This could be triggered by events such as award ceremonies, lawsuit news, sad fanmade videos/art/fiction, anniversaries, fan wars, or news of the success/setback of other k-pop groups.
Girl 1 - "What's wrong with you?"
Girl 2 - "Sorry, I just had an emoshinki moment when listening to TVXQ's debut album. I want them to get back together so badly it hurts."
Emoshinki by ExpiredxMilk January 2, 2012

Roblox Emos 

Roblox Emos are mostly the new 'copy and pastes', when you go up to them and ask them there favorite emo band they'll either say 'Ghostemane, or Mother Mother' inertially most of them know either some or nothing about the sub-culture and think wearing dark things makes them Emo. Most of the Avatars consist of grey blocky avatars with tons of different hair mashed up along with a skeleton hoodie and baggy pants. Most of the avatars aren't really that close to Emo. Most of them will only talk to other Emos or Goths they find cool and will always be rude to other styles and make in fun of others.
The Roblox Emos are the new copy & pastes,
Roblox Emos by darkwavephantom December 23, 2020

emospace 

A word referring to myspace, especially emphasising the plethora of emo kids one will encounter should they browse myspace profile pages.
"He keeps pasting to me links to profiles of slutty girls in emospace!"
emospace by Isilando November 6, 2008

emospider 

a emo memepage owner who is a scorpio and is madly in love with their boyfriend mello. their hobbies include shitposting and listening to deftones.
bro did you see emospiders new post about mello
emospider by vampireluvrxx June 23, 2021

emotenuse 

Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.
The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.
emotenuse by Marcus Solomon November 8, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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