1. n. The state of being in a emotionally depressed state, similar to the mood induced by listening to emo music. However, the mood is intentionally brought out to such an extreme that it parodies itself, and turns into its own comic releif.
2. adj. A way to describe emo scenesters when their behavior is all too typical.
Where's my cardigan? I'm feeling emolarious today.
Hey, did you see those kids at the show? They were so sad it was emolarious!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.