Emostep 

Emostep -

"Emostep is the kind'a music where the people who are really into it, if they hear the wrong kind of tune they go -

Oh no! Oh no! Thats got a back beat on the two and the four!
.and I only like that if its made by Jonny L, apart from that its horrible and I have to go MUMMY MUMMY! THERE IS A BACK BEAT ON THE TWO AND THE FOUR AND I DONT LIIIKE IT!

Make it stop. Make it go away. I want it to be awkward I want the kick to be in a really awkward place.

I dont want it to be a snare anyway I want it to go -

kik kik kik kik plung kik bun bun bun kik

...thats emostep"
-London Elektricity - from "so what exactly is Emostep?"

Emostep - kik buhn kik buhn pong

Emostep by nhs01 March 12, 2013

emosterbating 

A word invented by Casey which describes what you do when someone says they don't want to be your partner but continues to act like they do. This causes you 'play' with your emotions. By yourself. Shamefully.

" She said she likes me but doesn't want to be my girlfriend, but yesterday when we were watching a movie she kept leaning on me and putting her had on my leg. Maybe she really does like me! Or maybe she doesn't..but she might..maybe she's got trust issues and I just need to be patient. Or maybe it's because..etc,etc."

"Stop emosterbating and eat your pizza"

emosterbating by T; May 22, 2008

Emoster

A person who's exterior resembles someone of the emo style, but also believes they're ghetto. In other words: a poser.

Person #1: Hey, look at those emo kids over there smoking!
Person #2: No, those are emosters. You can tell because they're listening to Pitbull.

Emoster by NoThInG-pErSoNaL October 4, 2009

emosterbate

Jerking off with one's tears

My dad wouldn't let me drive his BMW so now I'm going to emosterbate while listening to death cab for cutie

emosterbate by Lord Gooch April 20, 2018