Emoster

A person who's exterior resembles someone of the emo style, but also believes they're ghetto. In other words: a poser.

Person #1: Hey, look at those emo kids over there smoking!
Person #2: No, those are emosters. You can tell because they're listening to Pitbull.

Emoster by NoThInG-pErSoNaL October 4, 2009

Emosturbation 

When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.

After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.

Emosturbation by Gregus1032 December 20, 2008

emostralia 

Refers to Australia being full of Emo people.

#1: Where are you from?
#2: Fucking Emostraliaaa.

emostralia by ENimo October 23, 2007

Emoser

A person that wants very badly to be EMO, but is totally not. Therefore they are a wannabe EMO poser. An Emoser if you will.

Jayleen is starting to act like an Emoser.

Emoser by Jerickson March 12, 2009

Emostep 

Emostep -

"Emostep is the kind'a music where the people who are really into it, if they hear the wrong kind of tune they go -

Oh no! Oh no! Thats got a back beat on the two and the four!
.and I only like that if its made by Jonny L, apart from that its horrible and I have to go MUMMY MUMMY! THERE IS A BACK BEAT ON THE TWO AND THE FOUR AND I DONT LIIIKE IT!

Make it stop. Make it go away. I want it to be awkward I want the kick to be in a really awkward place.

I dont want it to be a snare anyway I want it to go -

kik kik kik kik plung kik bun bun bun kik

...thats emostep"
-London Elektricity - from "so what exactly is Emostep?"

Emostep - kik buhn kik buhn pong

Emostep by nhs01 March 12, 2013

Emster 

A person that is not emo, nor hipster, but merely a mixture of both.

Friend 1: Dude, my cousin got a new haircut.
Friend 2: How does he/she look now?
Friend 1: She kinda looks emster now.
Friend 2: Cool? I guess.

Emster by AvastK December 30, 2010

emoser

Emo poser. Someone who is so sad that they can't even manage true emodom.

LL: Rachel is such an emoser.
LLL: Yeah seriously! She even copied that other emo bitch's haircut. How sad.

emoser by Lana Banana June 22, 2005