A person who's exterior resembles someone of the emo style, but also believes they're ghetto. In other words: a poser.
Person #1: Hey, look at those emo kids over there smoking!
Person #2: No, those are emosters. You can tell because they're listening to Pitbull.
Person #2: No, those are emosters. You can tell because they're listening to Pitbull.
by NoThInG-pErSoNaL October 4, 2009
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by ENimo October 23, 2007
Get the emostralia mug.A person that wants very badly to be EMO, but is totally not. Therefore they are a wannabe EMO poser. An Emoser if you will.
by Jerickson March 12, 2009
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"Emostep is the kind'a music where the people who are really into it, if they hear the wrong kind of tune they go -
Oh no! Oh no! Thats got a back beat on the two and the four!
.and I only like that if its made by Jonny L, apart from that its horrible and I have to go MUMMY MUMMY! THERE IS A BACK BEAT ON THE TWO AND THE FOUR AND I DONT LIIIKE IT!
Make it stop. Make it go away. I want it to be awkward I want the kick to be in a really awkward place.
I dont want it to be a snare anyway I want it to go -
kik kik kik kik plung kik bun bun bun kik
...thats emostep"
-London Elektricity - from "so what exactly is Emostep?"
"Emostep is the kind'a music where the people who are really into it, if they hear the wrong kind of tune they go -
Oh no! Oh no! Thats got a back beat on the two and the four!
.and I only like that if its made by Jonny L, apart from that its horrible and I have to go MUMMY MUMMY! THERE IS A BACK BEAT ON THE TWO AND THE FOUR AND I DONT LIIIKE IT!
Make it stop. Make it go away. I want it to be awkward I want the kick to be in a really awkward place.
I dont want it to be a snare anyway I want it to go -
kik kik kik kik plung kik bun bun bun kik
...thats emostep"
-London Elektricity - from "so what exactly is Emostep?"
by nhs01 March 12, 2013
Get the Emostep mug.Friend 1: Dude, my cousin got a new haircut.
Friend 2: How does he/she look now?
Friend 1: She kinda looks emster now.
Friend 2: Cool? I guess.
Friend 2: How does he/she look now?
Friend 1: She kinda looks emster now.
Friend 2: Cool? I guess.
by AvastK December 30, 2010
Get the Emster mug.LL: Rachel is such an emoser.
LLL: Yeah seriously! She even copied that other emo bitch's haircut. How sad.
LLL: Yeah seriously! She even copied that other emo bitch's haircut. How sad.
by Lana Banana June 22, 2005
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