emosterbate
My dad wouldn't let me drive his BMW so now I'm going to emosterbate while listening to death cab for cutie
emosterbate by Lord Gooch April 20, 2018
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Exasterbate
Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.
Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.
Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.
Exasterbate by Bobweiser January 6, 2009
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Emosturbation
After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.
Emosturbation by Gregus1032 December 20, 2008
Exasterbate
She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.
Exasterbate by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022
Elasterbate
Jimmy was looking to pick up someone, but had no choice but to elasterbate when he got back to his room.
Elasterbate by just some dood January 28, 2010
exasterbate
exasterbate by chadwicked1311 August 4, 2010
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