emosterbate

Jerking off with one's tears

My dad wouldn't let me drive his BMW so now I'm going to emosterbate while listening to death cab for cutie

emosterbate by Lord Gooch April 20, 2018

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate

Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.

Exasterbate by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

Ecsterbate 

To masterbate while on ecstasy.

"dude you missed last night at the movies!"
"yeah, i know. i had to ecsterbate."

Ecsterbate by Yourmom12345 May 23, 2009

Emosturbation 

When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.

After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.

Emosturbation by Gregus1032 December 20, 2008

Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.

She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.

Exasterbate by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022

Elasterbate 

(v) to use a waistband from your underwear to masterbate.

Jimmy was looking to pick up someone, but had no choice but to elasterbate when he got back to his room.

Elasterbate by just some dood January 28, 2010

exasterbate

when 4 or more strippers masturbate at the same time on your face.

I blacked out on my twenty first birthday in Thialand and woke up exasterbated.

exasterbate by chadwicked1311 August 4, 2010