emobot 

A whining, depressed, self defeatist. Best used by Transformers fans, or Transfans, because the king emobot was Rodimus Prime.

Man, did you hear Rodimus talking to himself how he'll never live up to Optimus Prime? What an emobot

emobot by ObiJay September 9, 2003

Emobathe 

Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "

I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?

Emobathe by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Emo Bot 

A net poster who creates a (fake) heartfelt scenario to attract bleeding souls.

That 'Kotter'...to think that I actually believed her...what an Emo Bot.

Emo Bot by amnesiavictim October 20, 2012

woman embooter

male who lures a woman into a false sense of security and puts them into the trunk of their vehicle

he is a woman embooter

woman embooter by clear misogyny April 28, 2020

EmoBook 

The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

EmoBook by Path June 1, 2006

EmoBobbleHat 

The best mutual in tiktok u can have, is 100% valid

someone: have u seen emobobblehat new video?!
someone 2: yess!! I love it

EmoBobbleHat by lalinroos April 7, 2022

emobooking 

a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. These statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.

Rachel: bed time.... gotta be up at 6:30.

Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.

Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.

Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.

emobooking by hatin friend February 7, 2010