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emotenuse 

Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.
The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.
emotenuse by Marcus Solomon November 8, 2007
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emotetry 

trite and overly emotional poetry usually describing heartbreak.
I can't stomach anyone else's emotetry, much less my own.
emotetry by screaminian January 22, 2011

Ebotteclape 

Used when insulting someone when you are mad. Ebotteclape means Your Mum

Pronounced as “Eberteclappe”
My friend: Bro, what’s good?

Me: Ebotteclape
Ebotteclape by MDestroyer25 September 10, 2020

Emboozlement 

When you steal alcohol from a company function for personal use.
Jack: "Hey - did you see the caterer abandon his bar? I'm going to steal a few of those wine bottles for later."

Jill: "Are you crazy! That's emboozlement!"
Emboozlement by Peppery Pisces August 2, 2008

Emotibomb 

The act of reapeatedly and pointlessly sending someone emoticons over email, text or instant message applications.
Allan: :)
Allan: o)
Allan: >)
Sara: What?
Allan: <3
Sara: Seriously, this is annoying.
Allan: :/
Allan: >:O
Sara: Please stop emotibombing me.

emote only

A term used and yelled by the one and only YourRage when some wacky shit happens.
"transgender girl"

EMOTE ONLY EMOTE ONLYYY