EmoBook
The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.
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egobooking
T.M.I. on your facebook status updates:
1. Over-Updating your Facebook status with EVERY DETAIL of your life.
2. Constantly writing status updates with TOO MUCH INFORMATION about what you are doing, ALL DAY LONG.
3. Assuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are "going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!"...
4. Basically, telling everyone when you shit, when Seriously... NO ONE CARES!
1. Over-Updating your Facebook status with EVERY DETAIL of your life.
2. Constantly writing status updates with TOO MUCH INFORMATION about what you are doing, ALL DAY LONG.
3. Assuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are "going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!"...
4. Basically, telling everyone when you shit, when Seriously... NO ONE CARES!
"I'm deleting Ashley. Her egobooking makes me roll my eyes so much it hurts...
Why Does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!... NO ONE WANTS to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! UGH!"
"THAT'S IT TMI! I'm deleting Eric. NO ONE WANTS to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! UGH! I Can't Stand his egobooking!
Why Does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!... "
Why Does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!... NO ONE WANTS to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! UGH!"
"THAT'S IT TMI! I'm deleting Eric. NO ONE WANTS to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! UGH! I Can't Stand his egobooking!
Why Does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!... "
egobooking by meindu October 1, 2010
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emobooking
a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. These statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.
Rachel: bed time.... gotta be up at 6:30.
Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.
Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.
Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.
Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.
Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.
Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.
emobooking by hatin friend February 7, 2010
emoboo
Someone who hates life (specifically their own) because they can't be or be with an anime character.
"yoyoyo I hear that guy phillip is a emoboo"
"an emoboo?"
"yeah someone who hates themselves and cuts, but loves anime too much. Its a never ending mix of cringe"
"an emoboo?"
"yeah someone who hates themselves and cuts, but loves anime too much. Its a never ending mix of cringe"
emoboo by fiftyshadesofsims May 5, 2016
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