The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.
"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."
by Path May 30, 2006
a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. These statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.
Rachel: bed time.... gotta be up at 6:30.
Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.
Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.
Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.
Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.
Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.
Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.
by hatin friend February 7, 2010