nocturnal emission

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.

Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...

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napturnal emission

I woke up this afternoon after a short nap and realized that I had to change my pants due to a napturnal emission.

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The scientific term for a wet dream, ie: cumming in your sleep.

After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.

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When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

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Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.

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A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.

John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.

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Any member of the human race, excepting those born by caesarian section.

The toxicity of the gasheous emissions varys greatly.

"After years of contemplation, Professor Hawking realised that big bang or no, we are all gasheous emissions".

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