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Embrace the Chaos!!!! 

Embrace the Chaos!!!! — the devil-may-care attitude of confronting every American day before the 2024 elections with the expectation that: in spite of record worldwide flooding; extreme weather events,; forest fires in the major wooded areas around the world; mass casualty earthquake events in heavily populated areas; threats to democracy; and a Ukrainian proxy war with Russia that sometimes threatens to escalate to a limited nuclear exchange — in spite of all of that — THE SUN WILL COME UP TOMORROW; AND, EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY IT’S ALL BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER!!!!

REALLY.

BELIEVE ME.

Yeah…Im not buying it either. Embrace the Chaos!!!!
Don’t question any of the dire signs and portents: Embrace the Chaos!!!!

Embrace the Suck 

Verb, Military Slang: To consciously accept or appreciate something that is extremely unpleasant but unavoidable for forward progress
Staff Seargent: Hey shitbird! I've got a detail for you, follow me to the back of the latrines. *Private gets handed a shovel* Pour that gasoline and diesel over that 55-gallon drum and mix that shit up and burn it good.

Private: You want me to burn this shit and piss?

Staff Seargent: Someone has to do it, it's gotta get done and it ain't gonna be me, so Embrace the Suck private.

Fire Emblem Heroes 

A tactical roleplaying game developed by Intelligent Systems and Nintendo for the mobile devices. The game contains characters from every Fire Emblem game that was released (I.E Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Path of Radiance etc.). Didn't I forgot to mention to you that when open the game, it plays a loud orchestra for the first 3 or 4 seconds of the game.
Friend:Man, have you every tried Fire Emblem Heroes yet?
Me:Yeah, what about it ?
Friend:There is a new banner and two of the new characters have incredibly hot!
Me:*Opens up the game*
Phone:"FIRE EMBLEM, HEROES. *LOUD ORCHESTRA PLAYS*"

Epic Embed Fail 

When a user post's a gif but it just so happens they dont have embed perms (The ability to post an embedded link)
"Yo ima post a gif in general its gonna be really funny"
"Crap wait it didn't work"
Somebody in chat: "HAHA Epic Embed Fail!"
Epic Embed Fail by SpiderSamYT March 25, 2021

Fire Emblem

A series of tactical role-playing games (TRPG) developed by Intelligent Systems. Having been released only in Japan, the series achieved minimal popularity if any at all outside the country where it originated. However, due to the release of the Fire Emblem characters Marth (Fire Emblem 1) and Roy (Fire Emblem 6) with the game Super Smash Bros. Melee, the series experienced surprising demand from the USA and Europe. As a result, Fire Emblem 7: Rekka no Ken was released in the United States as a GBA title simply named Fire Emblem. As of the writing, this release has been followed up by Fire Emblem 8: Seima no Kouseki. It is well known for the unique feature that characters who die remain dead for the entire adventure and cannot possibly be revived (with some rare exceptions in earlier games).
No, fools. Marth and Roy are not in the next game. Shut up.
Fire Emblem by Syckls June 27, 2005

Epic embed fail 

When you post a gif, mainly on discord, and it fails to embed, therefore showing up only as a link.
person 1: "look at this funny gif"
*posts gif and it only shows up as a link*
person 2: Epic embed fail lmao
Epic embed fail by ValorX April 5, 2021