When you are in a sewer
Me: Look, there are shits over there, It disgusting
Friend: smells good to me
Me: This is so embarrasing
Friend: THere's nobody down here
Me: Being with you is a embarrasment of a lifetime

embarrasing by smertieboi February 22, 2019

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how fucking embarrasing

When a "dumb ass motha fucka" makes a remark generally disagrred upon by the whole group is told not only to shut the fuck up. But also is informed that the malarky that crossed his lips was gay and "how fucking embarrasing". Coined by the Mean family although many tr to steal rights fortheir own they can go suck a fatty. Thug Life Bitch.

Josh: Dezis tits are eqaul to that of a no slope.
AJ: She is IHOP
Jordan: Reminds me off Little House on The Prairie
Adam: yeah shes gay
Josh: ...... how fucking embarrasing stfu.

how fucking embarrasing by Jwall aka Josh Pit aka Moshua March 20, 2006

Embarassing booty call

A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.

Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"

Embarassing booty call by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

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Embasicing

When someone, usually a white girl, does something so basic that it's embarrassing. So embarrassing that innocent bystanders feel secondhand embarrassment.

Felicia: I'm gonna take a fall selfie with my venti Starbucks pumpkin spied latte in a pile of leaves, but make sure my North Face logo is showing, and I'll stick one Ugg boot out! #PeakABootie #iLoveFall #StarbucksSelfie #iCantEven

Julie: You are so beyond embasicing right now. We need a solid 5 minute friend time out, and I'm going to reevaluate why I even call you my friend. #ShitsWeak

Embasicing by SprinkleGiggles September 21, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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