When you are in a sewer
Me: Look, there are shits over there, It disgusting
Friend: smells good to me
Me: This is so embarrasing
Friend: THere's nobody down here
Me: Being with you is a embarrasment of a lifetime

I am a melomaniac.

"how do you expect to show up to the military academy and you can't even do 100 pushups you are embarrasing yourself "

That guy is freakin embarrasing, that's why i told him to shut up or he sounds like Blackbolt.