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Emagination 

Emagination (noun): 1)Possessed by those constantly wired on the internets.

2) One whom is a consumer of one of the following websites: specifically but not limited to, facebook, twitter, myspace, meatspin, 4chan, will most likely have emagination. Active DC++ users definitely have an emagination.

Usage- one with emagination will often analyze the inherent worth of the internet.
I.e: The Internet. “Where the Men are Men. The Women are Men. And the children are talking to this guy ie:BigWilly.”
ex: “If you stumble upon either a cp blog, LOLcats, 4chan, a myspace whore, a facebook slut, ex-wowplayer, you may be witnessing progeny of an Emagination.”

Emagination(verb): 1) Manifesting meta-physical constructs occurring concurrent with prolonged computer use. Usually, they are in the form of quick statements, in which the writer believes him/herself to contain great wit; more often than not, the writer confuses wit with the rhetorical.
ex: “Boobz. Large bo0bsss are Large!” “Spy Cat sees you!”
“I was bored and horny one night, so I stayed up late emagining trollish statements to post about the chicks' tits.”

Emagination(adj): 1) statements written that are emaginative lack adverb usage, and will either force a verb to be a noun, or use two different conjugations to equivalent resolve.

ex: “This chick’s complexion reminds me of Kagome’s face when Inuyasha finally admitted he loved her for the 103,394,000th time, halfway during the 384,302,000th episide, from the 293,000th season. Zomg Dick is growing. Dick is grown.”
I lost my emagination. Now I am really a nobody.
Emagination by TheWayFarer July 17, 2009
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Ah, not what you think. It means "to turn inside out."
Quit trying to evaginate me!
Evaginate by Buce July 14, 2005
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eharminate 

Verb. To go one or two dates with someone you meet via an online dating service (eharmony), sleep with them and then never go out with them again.
"Dude, I totally got eharminated! I slept with him on the second date and never heard from him again"
eharminate by Hellur2u October 26, 2011

evirginate 

to rupture of the hymen of; make (a girl) no longer a virgin; to take away virginity.
The boy evirginated his girlfriend on a very first date.
evirginate by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

emergination 

Imagining the nation emerging from lockdown.
In an act of emergination, she saw herself, and everyone in the country, opening their doors and bursting into the sunlight, hugging each other, throwing their masks in the air, breathing deeply and freely. She could dream.

emaskinate 

To shame someone for how they do or don’t wear their mask properly.
He was emaskinated because he was not covering his face properly.
emaskinate by Netsy October 7, 2020