elmow

lmao, but spoken with the "l" separate. Seriously, have you ever tried to say lmao without extra vowels or anything? (not to be confused with elmo, pimp of sesame street)

guy:Elmow! that guy fell in the big mud hole!
guy2:lol!

elmow by uberleethaxor January 20, 2009

telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand

After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.

That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.

telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Cyber Elbow

Noun or Verb. The process of being scolded via a comment on a social network post by a spouse, parent, sibling or significant other for a post they find inappropriate or in questionable taste.

My darling wife cyber elbowed me for that last joke I posted on Facebook.

Cyber Elbow by fetmeister February 26, 2012

elowell 

The long form of LOL, with each letter enunciated so as to add comedic effect.

Tim: I hit a mailbox on the way to work today.
Joe: elowell
Tim: Uhhh...what?
Joe: LOL
Tim: oh I see, you were using the comically-long version of the popular phrase
Joe: that I was, tim

elowell by ineedabetterpseudonym June 29, 2011

Jerkoff Elbow 

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

Jerkoff Elbow by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

elbows & knees 

The position someone "ends up" in as their getting ass fucked.

Anyone in the elbows & knees position could easily be getting fucked in the ass.

elbows & knees by jpg3 June 15, 2015

Sharp elbows 

In its most basic sense, it means pushing through a crowd.
But it is also used for a more metaphorical sense. E.g. for people who don't mind pushing other people out of the way or stepping on others to get what they want.
In other words, it means to be aggressive or ambitious, usually at the expense of others.

Young employees have sharp elbows these days. They dream more about management positions and high salaries than their older colleagues.

Sharp elbows by Muskar April 5, 2015