Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.
Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem
by RichardNixonRocks December 1, 2007
When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
by jsd9632 January 18, 2012
Jon just got ass-fucked by his wife. She cheated on him and now has half his wealth.
Paul's car and career got ass-fucked when he drove drunk and crashed his G-ride into that cement truck. He should never have chased his pregnant source stripper who stole his gun. The DEA will surely fire him now.
Paul's car and career got ass-fucked when he drove drunk and crashed his G-ride into that cement truck. He should never have chased his pregnant source stripper who stole his gun. The DEA will surely fire him now.
by Biatch551 August 27, 2005
a person who is far less that a dipshit, people who know nothing about life because they spend to much fucking time in thier little perfect sociably accepted worlds to look around and see that they aren't the shit. and that noone likes thier putrid sophmoric asses. to be used with the term asshole
Jizanky Spanky and those like him (people who do not have open minds) are ass fucked assholes, who's "i can lick my own prostate, cause my heads so far up my fucking ass" souls can spend eternity in a place far beyond the most horrible depts of hell
by NeiLi August 19, 2003
Ass Fucking is a favorite of dirty sluts. A true whore often prefers being fucked in the ass over having a cock in her little wet pussy. She likes to bend over, lift her skirt and beg a man to shove his dick up her tight asshole. She will beg for it hard and moan as she feels his cock ram into her ass. After the man cums in her ass she will often suck his cock as his jizz drips from her ass.
Kathy loves a good, hard, dirty ass fuck. I heard her talking to her friend on the phone. She said she had let 2 of her coworkers fuck her ass just the day before. Kathy said "I bent over and begged for it. One of them made me suck him while the other pumped my poor asshole. They kept calling me a slut and I rubbed my clit while they took turns fucking my ass and face. They both shot huge loads of cum inside me then left me with jizz dripping from my ass. They were right, I am a dirty slut"
by btld August 18, 2007
Sexual act of fucking someone in the anus. Common sexual practice between homosexuals and hetrosexuals. Is also used as a form of birth control. Is considered more stimulating than reguular intercourse due to the fact that the anus present a tighter fit for the penis. In women it presents a feeling of being more "filled". May be done is various sexual positions but most common is the "doggie style" position. Commonly termed: " Taking it up the ass".
Susie cums much quicker when she is ass fucking.
or
Frank can give me an ass fucking anytime he wants.
or
Frank can give me an ass fucking anytime he wants.
by Renown February 22, 2008
Hey ass-fuck, watch where your going!
I am filing for divorce! My ass-fuck husband didn’t come home last night again!
I am filing for divorce! My ass-fuck husband didn’t come home last night again!
by a_brief_expert October 26, 2006