8 definitions by fetmeister

1. A large stripped carnivore found in New England zoos.

2. Tiger Woods when he plays in New England golf tournaments.
Did you see that shot Taiga made on the 15th hole? Nah, I was to busy paaking the caa and getting a beeah.
by fetmeister December 4, 2009
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A fellowship of Christian businessmen and professionals who spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ through distribution of the Holy Bible. While most people are familiar with the Gideons' hotel bibles, the Gideons also distribute bibles in prisons, on college campuses, in hospitals and to police, firefighters and members of the armed forces. Contrary to other entries, the Gideons do not spy on people at the hotels. In fact, Gideons must be non-judgemental and avoid all manner of divisive doctrinal discussions.
I left my Bible at home. I'm sure glad the Gideons left a bible in this hotel room.
by fetmeister July 11, 2008
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Someone who is so obviously flaming gay that the term "three dollar bill" is an understatement.
My new neighbor didn't just come out of the closet, he broke down the closet door...he's a four dollar bill.
by fetmeister May 11, 2009
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Stands for Ka-friggin Boom!! A term used in the gasoline, chemical or fire safety industries for an explosion or potential explosion that is often easily preventable.
Don't forget to check for fumes before using that saw near that tank or we'll have a KFB on our hands.
by fetmeister May 11, 2009
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Noun or Verb. The process of being scolded via a comment on a social network post by a spouse, parent, sibling or significant other for a post they find inappropriate or in questionable taste.
My darling wife cyber elbowed me for that last joke I posted on Facebook.
by fetmeister January 29, 2012
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The hand in Texas Hold-em Poker that occurs when the hole cards consist of two Queens.
I won big on that last hand because I had Sigfried and Roy in the hole.
by fetmeister April 11, 2009
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A phrase used by sports announcers to describe a tie or draw game. Use of the term has declined in recent years probably because it is perceived as being politically incorrect and also because the rules of some sports have been modified to reduce or eliminate ties or draws.
How appropriate that the World Cup opener between South Africa and Mexico ended in a Mexican Standoff.
by fetmeister June 11, 2010
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