Definitions by fetmeister

Cyber Elbow

Noun or Verb. The process of being scolded via a comment on a social network post by a spouse, parent, sibling or significant other for a post they find inappropriate or in questionable taste.

My darling wife cyber elbowed me for that last joke I posted on Facebook.

Cyber Elbow by fetmeister February 26, 2012

Mexican Standoff 

A phrase used by sports announcers to describe a tie or draw game. Use of the term has declined in recent years probably because it is perceived as being politically incorrect and also because the rules of some sports have been modified to reduce or eliminate ties or draws.

How appropriate that the World Cup opener between South Africa and Mexico ended in a Mexican Standoff.

Mexican Standoff by fetmeister June 13, 2010

taiga

1. A large stripped carnivore found in New England zoos.

2. Tiger Woods when he plays in New England golf tournaments.

Did you see that shot Taiga made on the 15th hole? Nah, I was to busy paaking the caa and getting a beeah.

taiga by fetmeister December 4, 2009

four dollar bill 

Someone who is so obviously flaming gay that the term "three dollar bill" is an understatement.

My new neighbor didn't just come out of the closet, he broke down the closet door...he's a four dollar bill.

four dollar bill by fetmeister May 11, 2009

KFB 

Stands for Ka-friggin Boom!! A term used in the gasoline, chemical or fire safety industries for an explosion or potential explosion that is often easily preventable.

Don't forget to check for fumes before using that saw near that tank or we'll have a KFB on our hands.

KFB by fetmeister May 10, 2009

Sigfried and Roy 

The hand in Texas Hold-em Poker that occurs when the hole cards consist of two Queens.

I won big on that last hand because I had Sigfried and Roy in the hole.

Sigfried and Roy by fetmeister April 11, 2009