ellusion

Da incorrect view dat someone or something is always trying to remain distant or invisible.

If you're out on a sightseeing trip, and it appears dat everyone and everything is perpetually trying to stay far away from you for no apparent reason, it's probably just an ellusion --- most likely you're merely got your binoculars turned around backwards, and so you're looking through them da wrong way.

by QuacksO February 13, 2021

ellution

A threat to personal health and the environment posed by the amount of wireless information dumped into the atmosphere. The largest offenders are users of WiFi and the iPhone spewing 0110110110001011's often making it difficult to breathe.

Doug reduced is "ellution" footprint by turning off his laptop and writing a note on paper instead (which ironically was harvested from a South American rain forest).

by Boseafus July 3, 2008

Elusional

When somebody is crazy. Doesn’t know common sense and has a big forehead. For example five head.

Damn fivehead you really are elusional huh?

by Chance The wise February 22, 2021

eclusion

eclusion (n) the state one enters in the 'real' world while on deliberate hiatus from email and social networks such as twitter or facebook; the act of taking a break from internet-mediated communications, or from the internet in general

I miss seeing Jim's posts since he began his eclusion.

"Sam never responded to my email! Is he mad about something?" "No, he's just in eclusion."

Facebook seems so trivial since I settled in to my eclusion.

by wyrdswyrdswyrds March 30, 2014

ellusionist

An engineer by trade that has mastered the magical art of appearing out of thin air for the purpose of throwing worthless idiotic excuses about why something can't be done and then disappears without offering any solutions or suffering any consequences.

Person 1: 'Hey...did you see how many ellusionists popped out of the woodwork for yesterdays contract signing?'

Person 2: 'Dude....I saw the usual suspects Liz and Ian, it was like watching chimpanzees throw feces at the zoo keeper and then they all vanished. Sigfried & Roy are amateurs compared to these guys...Liz and Ian are the real ellusionist!

by Matt_Foley March 1, 2023

Ellusional

Essence of being hard to be found or caught especially in the context of nyc politics, criminal justice or dating scene

Dougie is so ellusional that his tech bro qualities make him hard to be understood by his gurl Joy

by Chutneylix November 23, 2024