ellution 

A threat to personal health and the environment posed by the amount of wireless information dumped into the atmosphere. The largest offenders are users of WiFi and the iPhone spewing 0110110110001011's often making it difficult to breathe.

Doug reduced is "ellution" footprint by turning off his laptop and writing a note on paper instead (which ironically was harvested from a South American rain forest).

ellution by Boseafus July 3, 2008

ellusion 

Da incorrect view dat someone or something is always trying to remain distant or invisible.

If you're out on a sightseeing trip, and it appears dat everyone and everything is perpetually trying to stay far away from you for no apparent reason, it's probably just an ellusion --- most likely you're merely got your binoculars turned around backwards, and so you're looking through them da wrong way.

ellusion by QuacksO February 13, 2021

ellusionist 

An engineer by trade that has mastered the magical art of appearing out of thin air for the purpose of throwing worthless idiotic excuses about why something can't be done and then disappears without offering any solutions or suffering any consequences.

Person 1: 'Hey...did you see how many ellusionists popped out of the woodwork for yesterdays contract signing?'

Person 2: 'Dude....I saw the usual suspects Liz and Ian, it was like watching chimpanzees throw feces at the zoo keeper and then they all vanished. Sigfried & Roy are amateurs compared to these guys...Liz and Ian are the real ellusionist!

ellusionist by Matt_Foley March 1, 2023

Ellusional

Essence of being hard to be found or caught especially in the context of nyc politics, criminal justice or dating scene

Dougie is so ellusional that his tech bro qualities make him hard to be understood by his gurl Joy

Ellusional by Chutneylix November 23, 2024

Elution

A cooler way of saying eluding. The d is too heavy imo and it's best to remove it all together. This is pretty much it, it has an identical meaning to elude but it's just easier on the tongue.

Yeah, but did you notice it? This is talking about passing down information. There's no elution to "continuing" the prophet's (or messenger's) Job.

Elution by Hichem June 17, 2024