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"elf!!" has a smile so big.. even the most friendliest people will fun away from him.
elf!!: "Hi! :)"
Friendly Person: "Get away from me!"
elf!!: ":)))))"
elf!! by ~ elf!! ~ January 2, 2021
Words you can keep
Stands for EverLasting Friends, the official fanclub of the 13 membered Korean boyband, Super Junior. Established after Kyuhyun, was added as the final member, and Super Junior was finalized as a group. Also written as E.L.F. or elf.

Fans wave pearl sapphire blue lightsticks or balloons at Super Junior concerts because it is the club's official color.
E.L.F: Do you know any other ELF going to the Super Show II in Singapore?
ELF by gentleman mimi March 16, 2010
a thing that helps santa make toys a christmas
ily elf
elf by sharks28 October 26, 2016
(E.L.F) stands for every ladies fantasy.
A group of only Elitist.
Put here on earth to satisfy women in anyway necessary.
We are skilled in the art of seduction... All we do is scheme and we scheme to get what we want.
Elf is not just a group, its a life style, and we shall stand by that life style. Our goal/objective is to stand by our NAME and give every woman 100% satisfaction GUARANTEED! ELfs up!

Originated in Ruston Louisiana.
Ordinary guy 1: Dude I showed up only 30 minutes late to that party and all the girls had already went to a room, each with a different guy! There was no girls left!

Ordinary guy 2: There must've been a gang of Elfs come through here. I'm so jealous of em.
ELF by Grand Elf A.K.A. Dylan Windsor December 21, 2008
A domestic terrorist group in North America. Consists of young adults who are still living with (and off) their parents and desperately need to get a life. These individuals often posed as well informed ecology buffs but are actually to stupid to become useful to society in the medical or scientific community.
Jason was having a really good time belonging to ELF, torching cars and brand-new homes until the day his trust-fund would kick in.
ELF by ponderpoint December 30, 2006
A fantasy creature that tends to have sex with everything natural thus creating Night Elves, Wood Elves, Frost Elves and other such creations of rampant sexually activity with the things of the world.
That elf is having sex with the air to produce a Night Elf.

Tree: Woody.
Wood Elf: Yes?
Tree: I'm pregnant.
Wood Elf: WHAT!? You stupid bitch! I thought you were on the pill!
Tree: I lied so I could get the child support.

I'm not even gonna go there with the Frost Elves. O.o
Elf by Weston Adams September 22, 2005
1) A fair mythical creature from Germanic legend, also known as a fairy or faerie, dwelling in forests or mountains away from human civilization. Usually good-natured, yet mischievious troublemakers sometimes. Some can be evil.

The name is derived from the Indo-European root *albh-, "white"; it is a cognate of Latin albus. Other elf-like creatures in European legend are sylphs, dryads (wood elves), nymphs and leprechauns. A similar creature in Arab and Islamic lore is the djinni (genie).

2) In Tolkien's Middle Earth novels, the Elves are several groups of a human-like race with very long lifespans, speaking their own languages, the conlangs Quenya and Sindarin. The three main groups are High Elves, Grey Elves and Dark Elves. Orcs are former Elves captured by Sauron, then subjected to torture and humiliation until their spirit is broken and they become evil.

3) A person of slight build.

4) An industrious person, such as the elves who build toys for Santa Claus to be delivered on Christmas night, or the elves who save the shoemaker's business in Jakob Grimm's tale "The Elves and the Shoemaker".

5) One of the four characters in the classic video games Gauntlet and Gauntlet II (Atari, 1985 and 1986). He had the highest speed and shot speed, as well as good magic power, but low armor, fight power and shot power.

6) A penis, especially one smaller than average.
The elf had a small elf, but he was still able to please the elf girls.
elf by LudwigVan December 21, 2003
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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