electrocute 

To kill something using electricity. In common usage, the word is incorrectly used as a synonym to "shock," which means to apply electricity to. This usage being far-spread does not make it correct, however.

Incorrect: My science teacher electrocuted me when I entered the classroom. (Unless your science teacher is a murderer.)

Correct: The man, condemned for third degree manslaughter and arson, was electrocuted.

electrocute by Anonymous_YXZ September 9, 2008

electrocute 

If sum1 gotta hairstyle lookin' like he/she's been electrocuted whilst same time it's cute.

If ya wanna 'come more cute, jusdo yaself electrocute.

Dat boy looks so electrocute.

electrocute by chipskid May 17, 2010

electrolyte dump

The act of loose bowel syndrome after an evening of draft beer and sauerkraut or any savory drunkeness meal. Followed with a double flush and a gatorade.

Charles lost all control and gave birth to an electrolyte dump after having keg beer with corn on the cob.

electrolyte dump by Dick Blast January 19, 2016

electrolytes

the substance which plants crave

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.

electrolytes by hnic17 January 3, 2008

Electrocunt

1. To use a vibrator.

2. When a guy's penetration is so powerful that the friction created causes the "electrocution" of the woman's willy storage facility.

3. A highly dangerous sport, regularly resulting in fatalities - not that it's ever been attempted...

1. I was having a gud electrocunting with myself last night. Oh, frabjous day!

2. Labby: "Why aren't you here at school today?"
Imogina: "Man, Roger electrocunted me so hard last night I'm still in bed. I won't be walking for weeks."

3. I'm gonna be the first woman to electrocunt all the way to California.

Electrocunt by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018

Electrocution 

The result of throwing your plugged in toaster into your toilet.

Boy 1: did you hear Jimmy threw his toaster in the toilet
Boy 2: Yes he went quick in one of the many ways of electrocution.

Electrocution by ShadyFlute December 5, 2019

Electrolytes

n. The only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. It's also the third ingredient in Gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.

Person 1: Awwwww, my head is killing me. Last night was rough.
Person 2: Here drink some Gatorade, it's got electrolytes and shit.

Electrolytes by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008